HeartsAblaze

May 22

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

who suddenly feels sexy in the middle of masturbation?? 

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

who suddenly feels sexy in the middle of masturbation?? 

(via drydwen)

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shenandiigans:

true shit

Essentially, my feels :/

shenandiigans:

true shit

Essentially, my feels :/

(via nawblogs)

May 21

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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(via kittenkurtsie)

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May 20

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10knotes:

the-absolute-best-gifs:


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10knotes:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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(Source: daenerysstubborn, via myothercarisabluebox)

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